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2003-07-17T00:42:00.000-07:00

Looking For A Criminal Penpal?
check out some of the Inmates Not Receiving Mail.

2003-07-09T04:44:00.000-07:00

Hangman + Fish Throwing + Nun = Silly Fun

2003-05-27T14:17:00.000-07:00

Flash at its finest. Zounds.

2003-05-27T01:09:00.000-07:00

Clothes that didn't sell then, but people love now

2003-05-21T13:43:00.000-07:00

Just when you thought it was safe to visit eBay...

2003-04-23T02:46:00.000-07:00

I have a balanced brain!
EQ: 30; SQ: 40

2003-04-14T23:25:00.000-07:00

All The Ducks Are Swimming In The Water

I love this SO MUCH. It's like Fantasia ... but really, really screwed up. It's beautiful. Just watch it for the disco part, okay?

2003-04-13T16:16:00.000-07:00

Now girls can do everything boys can!

2003-04-11T22:38:00.000-07:00

You Are Where You Live

2003-04-06T21:42:00.000-07:00

Wacky Japanese T-Shirts!

2003-04-06T20:30:00.000-07:00

NEWSFLASH: A dedicated researcher has disproven the belief that Taco Bell burritos make bulletproof body armor.

2003-03-27T21:08:00.000-08:00

There comes a time in every child's life when she must decide: Despot or Sexpot?

2003-03-27T20:11:00.000-08:00

Further proof that you are indeed a loser.

2003-03-25T13:29:00.000-08:00

I don't THINK I've posted it. Ah well, if I have. Forwarded E-mails: The Last Word.

2003-03-19T14:20:00.000-08:00

Playmates of the Month. Dec 1954-July 2002. The playmate of March 1984 is friggin scary.

2003-03-08T21:05:00.000-08:00

This is like eating peanuts. Once you start, it's hard to stop!

2003-02-26T03:54:00.000-08:00

You probably care about synthesizers even less than I do... But these are Soviet synths! And they look all cool and industrial!

2003-02-25T05:00:00.000-08:00

The Animatrix 01! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

2003-02-24T02:05:00.000-08:00

85 Ways To Tie A Tie. Two men decided to break down the art of knotting a necktie into a mathematical formula. Quite interesting.

As a side note: My favourite method is the Pratt. I also like the Loop method: loop the tie in half, drape it across your neck, and pull the loose ends through. Not too stylish, but fun!

2003-02-21T14:34:00.000-08:00

Make your own Bush speech.
And more

2003-02-19T23:21:00.000-08:00

Pele -- not the soccor player

2003-02-15T18:14:00.000-08:00

Duck and Cover!

2003-02-10T21:19:00.000-08:00

You know... why do we like the moon, anyway? In case you were curious.

2003-02-02T06:34:00.000-08:00

Vehement Anti-Bush Sentiments + Free Time and Technology = Hilarity

2003-01-16T10:32:00.000-08:00

The ex-Commies are making an animated feature! Cool!

2003-01-15T20:10:00.000-08:00

Oh, goodness! What style!

2003-01-07T12:51:00.000-08:00

Are you colour blind?

2003-01-02T08:16:00.000-08:00

Useful Elvish phrases such as A helta ar caita caimanna! (Take off your clothes and lie down on the bed!) can be found here and here

2002-12-29T06:19:00.000-08:00

"I was very disappointed that those in charge . . . didn't see anything wrong with this type of production, especially around Christmas," said Keith Klinger, the father of first- and third-graders at Pleasantville Elementary. "I had no problem with it up until the violent content of the human sacrifices."

2002-12-29T03:15:00.000-08:00

Cause I'm A Blond- download and sing along.

2002-12-29T00:26:00.000-08:00

The Great Experiment. Using the techniques of bending a spoon using your mind, and applying them to World Peace.

2002-12-21T09:26:00.000-08:00

Be prepared..... I'm goth-researching and there is a chance I'll post, like, 10 goth-related links in the next 3 hours....
Gothic Martha Stewart!

2002-12-21T08:15:00.000-08:00

Abandoned Places is a site with lots of photographs from.... guess?

2002-12-18T13:49:00.000-08:00

Bright eyes, bushy tails
Squirrels of the apocalypse
Fear has a new name

The Haiku-o-matic is my friend.

2002-12-06T00:08:00.000-08:00

If You Really LOVE Religion

2002-12-01T12:31:00.000-08:00

Do YOU have respect for Soviet porcelain?

2002-11-11T01:11:00.000-08:00

The Balloon Hat Phenomenon Most impractical, but who really cares?!

2002-11-09T10:58:00.000-08:00

Flesh-eating squirrel stalks streets of Knutsford!

2002-11-01T19:15:00.000-08:00

After picking on someone his own size and losing, this man takes on your kids.

2002-11-01T05:05:00.000-08:00

E.J. Belloq photographed prostitutes in New Orleans. The year is 1912. Beautiful.

2002-10-30T07:51:00.000-08:00

"He who is the cause of another becoming powerful is ruined" and other good Machiavelli quotes!

2002-10-29T02:26:00.000-08:00

Smite Cows and People!
With lightning bolts. It's fun!

2002-10-28T14:42:00.000-08:00

Gothic Baby Pictures
poor kids.

2002-10-15T02:10:00.000-07:00

This is almost sickeningly adorable - especially the animations. And look! It's in "Englisg"!

2002-10-13T20:50:00.000-07:00

Hey, kids! It's the Name Game!

PRISCILLA: From the Arabic root meaning "Voyeur"

Characteristics: Priscilla knows nothing about anything.
Personality: Priscilla is pretty damn boring.
Natural: Priscilla might die without Kenny G.
Emotional: Priscilla detests happy people.
Character: Priscilla loves to pick fights.
Physical: Priscilla brushes their teeth with cheddar cheese.
Mental: Priscilla is rude and disruptive.
Motivation: Priscilla will do anything for sex

TANJA: From the Greek root meaning "Ugly Brute"

Characteristics: Tanja annoys the hell out of everyone.
Personality: Tanja has a thing for gay men.
Natural: Tanja likes sheep a great deal.
Emotional: Tanja is a pathetic loser.
Character: Tanja whines to get attention.
Physical: Tanja shouldn't breathe on anyone.
Mental: Tanja is a cracker short of a box.
Motivation: Tanja strives to make others cry.

REBECCA: From the Mesopotamian root meaning "Licker of Toads"

Characteristics: Rebecca does terrible things to small animals with staplers.
Personality: Rebecca should never baby-sit.
Natural: Rebecca might die without Kenny G.
Emotional: Rebecca hates to be wrong.
Character: Rebecca whines to get attention.
Physical: Rebecca farts in bed.
Mental: Rebecca talks to the walls.
Motivation: Rebecca likes to see others fail.

2002-10-11T01:25:00.000-07:00

Want to be a Lord of the Rings charactor for Hallowe'en? LOTR Costumes provides all the information, links, referances and ideas you could ever possibly want.

2002-10-10T01:28:00.000-07:00

Puppetry of the Penis. Not as explicit as it sounds. Some people's talents are more unusual than others'.

2002-10-08T09:57:00.000-07:00

And another webcomic!
Tei and Riki (I typer Tiki and Rei first ^^) is a little shounen-ai online manga. Don't let the artwork in the beginning scare you away. It gets better. Actually, it gets really GOOD. It's sweet and fluffy and a little angsty, just like a shounen ai manga should be.

2002-10-06T22:49:00.000-07:00

Did you know that most toilets flush in E flat? More useless facts here.

2002-10-05T14:49:00.000-07:00

1) Beer-chan! Yay!

2) Dub This! is a webcomic about an anime club. Really good sometimes.

2002-10-04T01:25:00.000-07:00

Brie posted a link in the Dork Mafia Bathroom to Drive Me Insane, where you can mess with a man's head by playing with his light fixtures, etc.Similarly, IcePick.com has hooked up bizzare sensors to household items, so you can now messure the owner's trash consumption, bathroom-use time, and length that the microwave was open for at any given time.

Wow.

2002-10-03T05:05:00.000-07:00

Tolkien was a precognistic, tactless pig! Sign the Petition!

2002-09-28T21:45:00.000-07:00

Look, ma, I'm 3D!

2002-09-27T16:37:00.000-07:00

What time is it?

2002-09-26T17:21:00.000-07:00

Sex! Death! Coffins!

2002-09-26T13:54:00.000-07:00

Got napalm?

2002-09-17T15:44:00.000-07:00

The Bloody Baron/Winky? Alicia Spinnet/Saruman? Aragorn/Dennis Creevy? It can only happen with The Random Pairing Generator!

(amusingly enough for DV fans, I got Sirius/Narcissa my third try. Har!)

2002-09-16T13:02:00.000-07:00

Test Your Tying Proficiency. I'm a pathetic 61 WPM. Of course, if I were using my normal keyboard, I'd probably be faster, but oh well.

2002-09-15T21:41:00.000-07:00

Mastrubate for Peace.

2002-09-15T16:33:00.000-07:00

A shibby little movie can be downloaded on this page.

2002-09-14T12:34:00.000-07:00

Interesting stuff: Enter The Ninja.

2002-09-12T12:48:00.000-07:00

Cut your hair, you hippie! And get a dog.

2002-09-12T12:41:00.000-07:00

The epic battle of natural vs. artificial stupidity.

2002-09-05T13:59:00.000-07:00

"The little prince" is a really really good book. You can find it here, online and free.

2002-09-01T02:00:00.000-07:00

"Your wife grips your neck
and locks her legs around your waist:
this is "Kirti" (Fame) - a posture
not described in "Kama Sutra" or "Ratirahasya".
Never try it with heavy girls."

A page with excerpts from Kama-Sutra and such, without illustrations. Test your 3D-thinking, try to figure out what the heck they mean.

2002-08-30T14:51:00.000-07:00

When nerds get hungry...

2002-08-29T20:22:00.000-07:00

Screen Size Test. Make sure your site can put up with various screen sizes.

2002-08-27T04:54:00.000-07:00

Phong.com has handy Photoshop effects tutorials!

2002-08-26T00:45:00.000-07:00

A good source of baby names!

2002-08-20T22:35:00.000-07:00

Say hello to the Born-Again Christian Weird Al Yankovic.

2002-08-20T08:38:00.000-07:00

This is why I love Penny Arcade.

2002-08-20T05:59:00.000-07:00

Sing along, everybody!

2002-08-17T19:28:00.000-07:00

I'm beginning to think pie is a metaphor.

2002-08-03T18:51:00.000-07:00

These poor, poor people.

2002-07-27T13:46:00.000-07:00

I want one!

2002-07-16T18:13:00.000-07:00

America: the only country that would allow my city to sell their hockey team on eBay.

2002-07-12T17:07:00.000-07:00

Google running too slow for you? Try the Google Mirror.

2002-07-05T18:35:00.000-07:00

Someone needs to get a life.

2002-07-02T21:39:00.000-07:00

Old Ads are Swell!

2002-06-20T09:22:00.000-07:00

Bloody rabbits.

2002-06-13T04:10:00.000-07:00

The Fish Wars. The saga continues.

2002-06-04T09:30:00.000-07:00

Maggie Bradshaw can draw and she does! HP fanart mostly, and not really animeish which is good.

2002-05-26T09:20:00.000-07:00

REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!

2002-05-23T01:22:00.000-07:00

TechnoSphere. Create a little creature, and get e-mail updates. It's quite amusing to recieve e-mails which say things like "BillClintonIII has attempted to mate with HarryPotter" and the like.

2002-05-22T00:52:00.000-07:00

Steal This Book. In HTML form! '...A [413K] manual of survival in the prison that is Amerika'. Not exactly legal, but very cool.

2002-05-19T04:27:00.000-07:00

RGB: my eyes burning burning.

2002-05-18T17:42:00.000-07:00

Project Mayhem is a site about Fight Club. And we all love Fight Club.

2002-05-12T15:34:00.000-07:00

Brilliance + too much free time = Console Wars!

2002-05-07T23:14:00.000-07:00

Spank the Monkey! I can Spank the Monkey at 589 MPH!!

*giggle fit*. If you drag the mouse above the top of the screen, pull it to the left, and bring it back down you get more violocity.

2002-05-06T17:36:00.000-07:00

Rude words in Latin - for all your dead-language needs!

2002-04-18T17:15:00.000-07:00

Amusing quotes and incredibly stupid people.

2002-04-18T17:03:00.000-07:00

Just when you thought you'd had enough Japanese sillyness for one week, I bring you the music video to end all music videos. Click only if you have a strong constitution. And when there are no parents present, preferably.

2002-04-15T13:15:00.000-07:00

Engrish.com is amuising. Not so big, but amusing as hell.

2002-04-04T00:58:00.000-08:00

The opening line says it all: 'Welcome to "Die Screaming With Sharp Things in Your Head", our collection of impaled garden gnomes.'

2002-04-03T20:57:00.000-08:00

Report smoking vehicles online at www.smokingvehicle.org.

2002-03-24T10:29:00.000-08:00

Heartless Bitches is a good site about feminism.

2002-03-21T17:54:00.000-08:00

Nori! The Original Nasal Passage Cleaner!

2002-03-18T04:15:00.000-08:00

404 Error!
Read carefully....

2002-03-18T00:20:00.000-08:00

I thought everyone knew about it, but I talked to a friend a couple of days ago and he didn't know about it!
THEONION.COM

2002-03-18T00:08:00.000-08:00

HI-HO!